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proud-dubiozer:

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#palestine #freepalestine #gaza #humanity

mrsmiawallaces:

This Vine gives me life

vodkaslumber:

The dream

tightvaginas:

three things i’ll say in awkward situations:

  • hahahahah
  • omg
  • idk

decomfortable:

I want money

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power

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and glory

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terrysdiary:

CRACK IS WACK

shotsfiredat221b:

dulect:

chicken-nuggets-galore:

Do twins have the same sized dick?

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Both reactions work

fuckies:

I appreciate fine art and fine boys.

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andrewjacksonjihads:

i want someone who will sit on a rooftop with me at 3 am and shave their head while i shave my head and then hotglue the hair to the roof so the roof will have hair

relationship goal !1!!1!

"Como chingas."

Ancient Mexican Proverb (via karinavonpeet)

aahahahaaa

(via goodfuckingsex)

zayrn:

there’s literally no point in teaching girls to be body positive if you only use men’s opinions for validation like “boys like girls with curves” nah get that the fuck out of here